messily

the noun form of messy messy

also used in situations when one is ignoring the conversation, being stupid/dumb/brainless/deficient

Gabi said that the messily was taking a stroll around the park.

by guppy4bleh September 16, 2008

mEscalade

It's a beautiful Cadillac Escalade, that is so damn messy inside, you can't hardly get in. Has fast food wrappers every fucking place. It's a garbage dump with leather and navi.

Man, I love Riding in Rastus' Mescalade, but I can't find a place to put my fucking feet. Dat bitch is gonna have a rat infestation he he does not clean dat bitch out.

by Funeral Guy March 26, 2009

message bomber

Someone who sends message after message, without a reply from the recipient. Resulting in numerous consecutive messages.

They sent me a shit load Of messages before I got to reply, they're such a message bomber

by Narf97 August 16, 2015

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

This is my final message. Good bye

*disappears*

This is my final message. Good bye. *dooleoddleoo thing plays*

by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019

"The Message" - Message

Classic song, but some lyrics are wrong.

Props for typing the entire thing, though

said she danced the tango, skip the light fandango was zircon princess, seemed to lost her senses, down at the peep show watchin all the creeps, so she could tell the stories to the girls back home, she went to the city and got social security . . .

the places you play and where you stay, looks like one great big alleyway
you'll admire all the number-book takers, thugs pimps and pushers and the big money makers

by oldschool February 17, 2004

Messacre

A self-inflicted massacre.

'Ufffffffffffffff. What a messacre.

by thebrownestman April 19, 2013