Merlin

Merlin is a fat ass name most of the time people with the name merlin are Hispanic fat assholes that always screams like a girl with down syndrome on a whole new level. Merlin is really fucking annoying so if you ever see or know a Merlin tell her she is nother and a useless piece of that that always over reacts and want's attention.

(Kids playing soccer)
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.

by ShrekAteMyKidz on xbox February 11, 2020

Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlendjee

Merlendjee is a beautiful person who’s often quiet yet around close friends is an extroverted, outgoing, funny person. Merlendjee is often a Virgo. Merlendjee is creative, smart, sophisticated but not stuck up. Merlendjee will speak her mind when necessary and won’t take bullshit. Merlendjee is a friend you would want in you’re life. Merlendjee will make sure everyone is good and taken care of. Merlendjee is the kind of person that treats people with respect.

Merlendjee loves to sing.
Merlendjee is hilarious while out with friends

by Masche November 22, 2021

Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

Merenchi

The act of munching a type of food in Sri Lanka called 'mallung'

I was in the middle of having merenchi when....

by frodolk November 22, 2010