mental midget 

Brad Lidge

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I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....

mental midget by payday0023 November 4, 2009

mental health club 

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

mental health club by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004

Mental Melv 

A person with occasionally erratic behaviour

He's such a Mental Melv

Mental Melv by El Kev September 29, 2005

Mental Illness hubris 

Due to the mental illness of the individual, they feel their own insane outlooks and observations as truths, and therefore, feel the need to give horrible medical and psychological advice without a degree.

Tell Jimmy the dog that tells him to shit in public areas doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm not bipolar. His mental illness hubris is acting up again.

Mental Illness hubris by Dr. Katz December 15, 2010

mental hairball 

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

mental hairball by luckybever December 2, 2009

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

Mental Hand Job by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Mental Hangover 

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

Mental Hangover by dgray May 28, 2012