Melt

An absolute idiot/someone stupid with no common sense.

Kieran is an absolute melt he can't spell anything correctly

by J£nn November 7, 2021

What A Melt Bai

A cork term for someone who is cringe beyond belief, best used for someone who puts quotes on all their social media posts

he's/she's an absolute melt did you see what they posted

look what xxxx just put up, what a melt bai

by Cork bai November 9, 2023

Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.

"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"

by El-Gee July 30, 2017

Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.

It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

by FullDip October 10, 2023

Melted hersheys

When your ass has diarrhea

Damn I gotta go to the bathroom I got some Melted hersheys

by Sighnamecuff June 3, 2019