Meatballed

Goofed up or fucked up, or mishandled a situation.

“Gee, I think I really meatballed that date last night. She's never gonna call me again. I knew I shouldn’t have talked about the pigeon I’m training the whole time.”

by Meatballer June 30, 2023

Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls

Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*

by Reload February 11, 2019

bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

Meatballs

A duo, trio or squad of friends that love drinking can fit into small spaces and will always be honest and tell it like it is.
This meaning of the term meatball comes from the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Yeah, Deena is my meatball.
the meatballs are taking over new jersey bitches!!!

by Nicole "Snooki" December 16, 2022

Chucking the meatballs

The code word for masturbating when your parents are around

Ye, chucking the meatballs is hard to do when my mom’s home.

by Batboi 487 January 8, 2019

Meatball mentality

Someone who developed non deserved confidence purely as a self defense mechanism.

That mf has "meatball mentality" leave him alone to figure that out

by Custard420 October 22, 2022

saggy mf meatballs

big ass balls that hang mad fucking low

yo that’s guys got some saggy mf meatballs

by FuckinPizzaBagels November 30, 2018