Match Factory

n. Title of a person, though typically limited to females, who has smoked long enough to leave the permenant odor of cigarettes on their lips and personal belongings.

Marla Singer in Fight Club was one hell of a match factory.

by Robert Akins September 15, 2005

Manchanics

Unnecessary maintenance, tweaking or upgrading of an already functioning mechanical object for minimal or cosmetic benefit, recreation or bragging rights, or simply because "man can".
It is typically performed by men and misunderstood by their female associates.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "I'm boring out the cylinder on the Whipper Snipper and fitting a fat exhaust."
Wife: "Oh, manchanics."

by Gulf February 20, 2009

Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

by thecaper June 10, 2011

Match in the patch

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.

Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.

by Meatdick April 19, 2018

Macha move

A situation that's defined when the person tells us he's going to the passport office but in reality just waking off to creepers.

I.e that's such a macha move, Always ditching in the last moment.

by Ftome12 August 31, 2020

down to match

To go smoke weed

You down to match?

by Jacqui March 22, 2017

canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

by Super Guy March 22, 2004