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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Indian Massage Therapy

The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.
Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.
by dr giggle touch January 25, 2024
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Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.
"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"
by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025
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couple's massage

When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.
Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.
by sgtinf February 8, 2020
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Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts
My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!
by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019
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Tennessee Pneumatic Massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023
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Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches
Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.
by thegchad May 18, 2024
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