(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.
Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.
I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.
I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.
by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018
A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.
She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
by Peter, Matt, Cameron June 18, 2008
To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
meat toothbrush me
by Nipflicker October 03, 2008
A young man or woman, under thirty, who lives a combination lifestyle of 1960's Hippy and weight lifting Meat-Head.
A: Ben really likes to go to festivals, doesn't he?
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.
by ManlyMorish August 06, 2015
When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.
by villabhoy July 25, 2012