Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.
Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006
When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.
Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.
by Brocklovesmen October 03, 2014
by NYG4life February 01, 2011
Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
by Admin333 June 16, 2011
Matt Good is 1 of the 2 guitarists currently in the band From First to Last (FFTL). When performing, Matt uses Gibson brand guitars, and is very energetic and friendly with the fans. Matt has a T-Mobile Sidekick and a tattoo of No-Face from the Miyazaki film "Spirited Away" on his left arm. He has black hair and blue eyes. He is 6'2". While not on the road with the band, Matt Good is technically homeless, because he has no actual home.
by Chrissytinae! May 11, 2006
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