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Lisa Burns 

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.
I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.
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Lisa Cunt 

A very expensive call girl.
I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
Lisa Cunt by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006
1) Nickname given to any female named Lisa that is sexually promiscuous.
2) circa 1985, the nickname given to Lisa, the female defamed in the self-titled rap classic, "Lisa Lips" - performed by Brooklyn rap group, U.T.F.O. where she was negatively depicted as being sexually promiscuous yet unlike her other defamed contemporary, Roxanne ( the character from the song, "Roxanne Roxanne" - U.T.F.O. ), The REAL Lisa Lips was secure enough with herself to choice not to engage in battle rap and ignore the rumors.
"...she ain't nothing but a Lisa Lips."
Lisa Lips by Ol' skool cool December 5, 2011

lisa simpson 

The only character in "The Simpsons" that takes the fun out of everything that Homer and Bart do. Teamed with Marge, any episode revolving around these two can be dismissed as a waste of time and thus, Matt Groening should be kicked in the face for creating these characters' horrible personalities.
Fan1: Dude! Did you see that episode when Homer had the huge BBQ in his back yard?

Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?

Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...

Lisa-Pamila 

usally a girl with good taste in style, has an A+-B- average, worries to much, about the things in the moment and is very protective over everyone that she loves
*SCENE* Lisa-Pamila is walking down school hallway when her best friends stops to tell her that a faKe girl... was talking about her .(Lisa-Pamila walks straight over to the rude girl)
Lisaa-Pamila -" why are you talking abou my best friend and she screams in the middle of the halleways shut up you dont know her.
Lisa-Pamila by Lisa_Pamila123 November 13, 2016

Lisa Baty 

A "Lisa Baty" is a true goddess in all areas of life. Always the hottest, funniest most entertaining person in the room. Everybody needs a Lisa Baty in their life
Look at her in the green skirt, she's definitely a Lisa Baty
Lisa Baty by Ginger Marcus March 2, 2017

lisa hatfield 

omg she is a such a good teacher. She is such a lisa hatfield
She is such a good teacher.
No wonder, she's a Lisa Hatfield
lisa hatfield by Lisa Hatfield March 30, 2017