The death of all true rock bands, daring to take up the genre of "rock" on your ipod, the band that you'll never tell your black friend about, and one of the two reasons you will never let your sister on your computer. The band who's new album both you and your twelve year old sister downloaded illegally off lime-wire as-well as the only known musical connection between arabs and white poeple.
While walking the streets of San Francisco you might here the following conversation:
"Yo, dawg you hear that new beat hitting the streets man"
"Hey man all i got going on up here is my Linkin Park hits man its da shet"
*Loud gunfire ensues*
*If you can not tell this was written by a white boy*
"Yo, dawg you hear that new beat hitting the streets man"
"Hey man all i got going on up here is my Linkin Park hits man its da shet"
*Loud gunfire ensues*
*If you can not tell this was written by a white boy*
by Harry the Potthead February 7, 2009
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they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt scream so much.
they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt scream so much.
Me in 6th grade, "Wow I love Linkin Park they are awesome."
Me now, "Wow Linkin Park sucks cock, their fuckin screaming is really annoying."
Me now, "Wow Linkin Park sucks cock, their fuckin screaming is really annoying."
by Sexy Ben July 23, 2008
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Also known as "linkin crap" because of their huge (lack of) talent. An mtv band like many others that suddendly appeared on the charts, and suddendly disappeared.
They played a style called "nu-metal", an abreviation for "newb-metal", a style that was born when teenagers who didn't even know how to play decently an instrument tried to compose songs like real metal bands like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, etc. The result could only be a disaster.
They played a style called "nu-metal", an abreviation for "newb-metal", a style that was born when teenagers who didn't even know how to play decently an instrument tried to compose songs like real metal bands like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, etc. The result could only be a disaster.
male A: Hi sweetheart!
male B: Hi cutie!
male A: what are you listening to?
male B: linkin park! man they're so hot. their singer screams so loud..it seems like he's being sodomized.. and that brings great memories of you and me..
male A: yes...i'll never forget that night and that garden..
male B: it was so sweet. I never walked the same way after that.. *sigh*
male B: Hi cutie!
male A: what are you listening to?
male B: linkin park! man they're so hot. their singer screams so loud..it seems like he's being sodomized.. and that brings great memories of you and me..
male A: yes...i'll never forget that night and that garden..
male B: it was so sweet. I never walked the same way after that.. *sigh*
by ze boda September 15, 2008
Get the linkin park mug.A mediocre to terrible band that loves to sing about running away from things. This is not opinion, as I have true proof that they love to talk about running away, shown under examples.
In The End: Saying its over, running away from the past
Crawling: Crawling away
Run Away: Self-explanatory
Place In My Head: Trying to run away from voices in his head, possibily even his own head. The singer has yet to discover that it is impossible to run away from something attached to your head.
Somewhere I Belong: Singing about running away to somewhere he belongs.
These are only a few examples of many Linkin Park songs.
Crawling: Crawling away
Run Away: Self-explanatory
Place In My Head: Trying to run away from voices in his head, possibily even his own head. The singer has yet to discover that it is impossible to run away from something attached to your head.
Somewhere I Belong: Singing about running away to somewhere he belongs.
These are only a few examples of many Linkin Park songs.
by Jotgga91 October 3, 2006
Get the Linkin Park mug.Call them what you will, Linkin Park is still nu metal garbage. Their lyrics are maudlin and cliche and reflexive only of stupid teenage emotion. (Apparently the singers are pissed about being ignored in high school. Give me a fucking break.)
The real kicker is that their fans think they are "hardcore" because they listen to this tripe.
The real kicker is that their fans think they are "hardcore" because they listen to this tripe.
Good god, do they actually have a period at the end of their name??? And people abide by this nonsense??!!
by scene whore April 13, 2005
Get the Linkin park. mug.An undeservingly popular rock/hip hop hybrid. Mostly popular amongst teenagers who are under the illusion that their music is edgy, hardcore, or even dangerous. Consists most notably of at least two DJs, a very bad rapper, and an almost worse singer.
Linkin Park is a rolla-coasta... While at first it may seem dangerous, it is actually very safe as long as you are over 48 inches tall.
by EBM July 15, 2008
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They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?
Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.
And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.
They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?
Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.
And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.
The only reason Linkin Park is famous is because it's accessible. They're melodies and choruses are catchy, and since they're not talking about controversial topics (Like Rage against the machine) all of the soccer moms let they're kids listen to them.
And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...
And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...
by Yurihex September 30, 2007
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