Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 10, 2023
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster”
by Krafffffty February 28, 2021
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Limp Chipscut

A soggy, oily hot chip that cant stand on its own. Possibly undercooked, over steamed or sat in a bain marie for hours. The most famous Limp Chipscut franchise is said to be Red Roosters. 1 in 10 customers said the were outraged with boxes of limp soggy chips they continually receiving.
"I'm tired of these Limp Chipscuts Red Rooster are selling me. I'm going to KFC where they are not affraid to fry ."
by Aok Pok April 24, 2018
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limp bug

Limp bug is where a bunch of guys get I a train and jerk off into each other's mouths.
John:Guys that limp bug was awesome at the party last night.
by Love your moms partners October 27, 2017
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Limp Lama

The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.
Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.

Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?

I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
by feelingbored47 May 18, 2011
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out of the limp

Made popular in the early 2000s, by the legendary Besse. Similar as the saying thin ice
"Global warming isn't affected by humans" Carl I Hagen
Carl I Hagen is out of the limp.
by Legenden1234 December 24, 2016
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out of the limp

Made popular in the early 2000s, by the legendary Besse. Similar as the saying thin ice
"Global warming is affected by humans" Carl I Hagen
Carl I Hagen is out of the limp.
by Legenden1234 December 24, 2016
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