lol 

When you have been talking to someone and the convo has gone flat but u want to start it up again or when you have nufin to say or its really awkward.

1: so my dad left us nd stole all r money. i think it was my fault.
2: lol

1:my nan died
2: lol
1: the funerals tomoro
2: loooooooooooooooooool

lol by da man frm weezy fo sheezy December 8, 2006

lol 

A word prescribing the end / final / shutdown of a sentence or conversation; where the writer of the lol is either over the conversation and wants to move on (possibly as they know the other person wont cyber with them or answer their a/s/l query), or the recipient of the lol abruptly finds themselves with nothing to respond to - thus the painful end of conversation.

Person-1: So Syriana was a pretty damn complex movie! I kept up with it though, as involved as it was. What did YOU think of it?

Person-2: lol

Person-1: ...

lol by [-astroboy-] April 16, 2006

Lol 

Internet: Lol - Laughing Out Loud
Other: Lol - Lots Of Love

Arsehole: I just fucked your boyfriend!
Stupid person: Lol!

Wife texts: see you tonight babe, can't wait! Love you!
Husband: Cya baby! Soon! Lol

Lol by Tainted.Emily January 20, 2009

LOL 

"LOL" is a stupid internet meme used by "mentally challenged" internet dweebs who should be mercilessly pilloried for employing it. It is as unforgivable as "PWNED," "BRB," "IDK," "teh," "evar," etc., and when used in actual speech (pronounced "loal") should be greeted with nothing short of vicious mockery and/or brutal physical violence.

Internet:

Sincere imbecile: "LOL, your sic so stupid, Bush is the greatest U.S. President EVAR."

Rational person: "You are a mongoloid and should have been aborted, you fucking twat."

Real world:

Imbecile bassist: "LOL, you need to get over yourself."

Talented frontman/lead guitarist: "That's it, you're out of the band and additionally I'm beating the shit out of you. This is your running start. I suggest you use it."

LOL by My dick. Your mouth. February 17, 2009

lol 

{ELLE-OH-ELLE} v.
1. Acronym for Laugh Out Loud. not pronounced 'loll' (rhymes with 'roll') as some (idiots) think. Say each letter seperately. L-O-L.

2. Often overused acronym while chatting online. It also has somehow found it's way into spoken vocabulary, and you now can hear people saying "LOL" instead of actually laughing.

1. sara101: like, omg! today i ate a pie!
janie101: like, omg! LOL! lol, same thing happened to me!

2. Sara: *slips and falls* ow!
Jane: LOL you are a klutz!
(that night chatting online)
sara101: like omg! lol, remember when i fell 2day?? lol!!
janie101: lol! yeah! lol! you are a KlUtZ!! LOL! lol!
sara101: lol, lol! haha lol!

lol by RubyGirl July 20, 2008

lol 

The act of cunnilingus.
If you say "lol" (not L.O.L) - think think what your doing with your tongue.
Now if you say lol 10 times it emphasizes the fact.

"Did you get to 3rd base?"
"Yeah I did manage to give her a lol"

lol by BartholemewW November 8, 2009

Lol 

Originally MY NAME before idiotic internet types started using it as a replacement for the emotional response known as laughter, whilst chatting (read typing blankly) to one another online.

Now taken to mean 'laugh out loud' by the entire population, thus negating the need for any real expression of amusement, and making me look like a weirdo named after a chatroom abbreviation.

New potential friend: Hey nice to meet you, I'm Sarah.

Lol: Oh hi, I'm Lol

New potential friend: Oh right like Laugh Out Loud? Why d'you call yourself that then?

Lol: I was Lol years before the whole lol thing started, my Mum called me it from birth! FROM BIRTH!! Goddammit!!!

New potential friend: Ok....I have to go...

Lol by The original Lol February 7, 2010