Lewiston Lobster 

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.

When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.

Lewiston Lobster by myrealname June 17, 2023

new england lobster trap 

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

new england lobster trap by Vindit January 5, 2015

White Lobster 

The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.

Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?

Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.

White Lobster by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013

twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

twat lobster by Sandersein June 18, 2006

Crotch Lobster 

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

Crotch Lobster by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

maine lobster

When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down

Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.

maine lobster by masterquief69 March 7, 2011

red lobster 

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

red lobster by hdevonxz September 7, 2008