Llamaphobia

Llamaphobia is an abnormal and irrational fear of being recorded by old white LLAMAS.

If you don't like being recorded on a public platform you have llamaphobia.
"I do not consent to being recorder in a public platform by da llamas"

by DA LLAMAS🦙 May 31, 2023

llamish

Lo-fi version of "bullish". Hype / optimistic about something, but very chill at the same time.

- Yo, I hear Loffy is dropping new art.
- Llamish, mate. Imma check it for sure.

by Loopex September 5, 2023

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013

Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.

Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.

by Isaak S you know me sokrith May 29, 2014

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017

smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017

nomma llama

When you are eating a girl out who doesn't have a shaved pussy, and is in fact as hairy as a llama.

Guy 1: Man I ate my girlfriend out for the first time, she is hairy as a llama down there!
Guy 2: So you did a nomma llama?
Guy 3: I think it spit back at me

by ViktorDonovan December 7, 2017