gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Flag

Get the gluten free lap dance mug.

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Flag

Get the Russian Lap Dance mug.

Related Words

laptop • lap • Lappy • LAPD • lap dance • lapper • lap dog • Laptopping • lape • lapeer

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

Flag

Get the Victory Lap mug.

Taking A Victory Lap

Taking 5 years to finish a 4 year degree. The 5th year counts as your victory lap.

Taking extra time to finish something.

I had 6 more credits before I could graduate, so I had to take a victory lap.

Everyone else finished at 4 o'clock, but I was taking a victory lap and finished at 6.

by Stats Class January 25, 2010

Flag