1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".
2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".
3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".
4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".
2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".
3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".
4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".
by J Orchid January 31, 2011
To impregnate a female.
by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019
Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.
by SoManyShenanigans August 15, 2021
Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness
by Heyitsyaboimackie December 20, 2017
A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 03, 2022
Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 31, 2019