kife

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

by me March 17, 2003

Kife

A sharp vagina - usually crusted-over and filled with scabs.

1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."

by Kife Bacon March 1, 2012

Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020

Kiefer Sutherland

A bowl of weed packed with some amount of kief on top of it. Can range from a light sprinkling to a liberal layering of the lovely powdery substance.

Time to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland.

by kuunwoon11 September 10, 2007

kinectercise

exerting onself while playing games on the xbox kinect

note to self: while kinectercising check height of ceiling fan before partaking in kinectercise aka beach volleyball.

by bozzymotto January 9, 2011

da kine

green bud from Northern California, ex: Santa Cruz, Humbolt.

we paid $60 for an 1/8 oz. of da kine.

by sweet_pee January 5, 2004

kinderlove

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

by niptuck September 6, 2006