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Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming
Nobody wants to have Kevin on their team, he is the slowest and always sinks his own cup
Kevin by Fastest September 25, 2019
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Crackhead and all around good guy, local to WVU
Kevin was here.
Kevin by pizzabageltime September 25, 2019
Most handsome man in the world. May not have the perfect body but perfect d... nvm . He has beautiful hair and a face as well. Gets all the ladies too
Kris: ay what’s your name ?
Person: my name is Kevin
Kris: damn so you must get all the ladies
Kevin by Foochmaster October 2, 2019
Sometimes smart but usually think that they know everything, they usually are very sensitive and cant seem to take jokes pretty lightly. They are mostly bati boys and are very sarcastic.
Kevin by ThatBoiEnglish October 6, 2019
A fat tub or lard
"Kevin. Stop eating"
Kevin by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019
He is smart, handsome And has a BBC
Kevin has a BBC
Kevin by Dis Black Dick October 27, 2019
The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
Kevin by trillmolnar October 29, 2019