pico x keith 

a gay ship 14 yr old girls ship and then say So Wholesome UWU and then give you the middle finger for not respecting it

HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OFF PICO X KEITH

yeah that ship that every girl ships cuz they always say UWU in it

pico x keith by Louie_thecutestpug May 24, 2021

toby keith 

see cock gobbler
also see ass muncher

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.

toby keith by yo_daddy March 23, 2005

Toby keith 

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

Toby keith by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

Toby Keith 

Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.

Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit

Toby Keith by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005

Mikel Keith Yorgason 

one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.

Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.

If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.

I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.

Mikel Keith Yorgason by yugoslavic September 2, 2009

uncle keith

A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.

Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.

Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.

Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.

Or

Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.

Omg you're such an uncle keith.

uncle keith by Cincoproductkid July 17, 2017

scuba keith 

A scuba diver named Keith.

Scuba Keith is alot cooler and gets alot more women than Scuba Austin

scuba keith by THerrs June 20, 2004