face jumper

Huge beard.

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"

by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018

hype jumper

a person who jumps on to the bandwagon, purely because it's popular and attempts to show another person this hype, when in fact that person is well aware of it, before the hype.

"yo, have you seen those 'yo momma' jokes? they are sick man! I know so many right now..."

"you are such a hype jumper."

by KidMP August 26, 2012

jumper

A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.

Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.

by Torbert July 19, 2019

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025

Jumperized

The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.

Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.

by Gonorthforkyourself April 29, 2022