jaked

being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''

girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''

by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013

Jaedasomia

A personality disorder in which side effects include having an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez and your phone, listening to music day and night, and having more guts that 90% of boys. This disorder is contagious and may be related to KeShonnagia.

A person with Jaedasomia would be likely to go in the bathroom with their hone to listen to music.

by Alaska Gray December 23, 2014

Jaced

When some one gets hit with something very hard like an scooter, shovel, ect.

John: "Hey did you hear ? Hailey jaced Ciera with an scooter"
Dan: "No I didn't hear"

by IMightBri May 16, 2014

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

jaleen anderson

Probably 1 of the flyest men you'll ever meet in life.

Yo, that guy Jaleen Anderson stay dripping.

by just a side girl June 18, 2018

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017