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the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:
*guy tries to kiss abbie*
jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."
jordan by jordanlover1234 January 28, 2011
A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy
Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!
Jordan by sexydino(; December 18, 2011
a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger
Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend.

Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.
Jordan by Zerofxxx January 10, 2012
A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.
Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan
Jordan by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015
In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.
26 points bitches! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...
Jordan by [A]Ray January 11, 2009
Another word for Man-whore. Only cares about himself and has the biggest ego known to man kind. Very athletic and very smart, but doesnt know what to do with his life. Will blame others for his failures, losses and lonliness.
wow did you hear that guy just cheated on his girlfriend? What a Jordan.
Jordan by sillinessisyou March 4, 2011