joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

tim joosten

This is a very fat, but nice guy. He is a cuddly bear and everybody loves him. The girls are all in love with big tim joosten. He has a massive butt, and a even bigger dick.

Wow he is amazing, such a tim joosten

by Timjoostenfan November 25, 2021

jostle queen

lee tapps mum.

i wanked off 310 people this month.

by danny tapp April 30, 2003

jobstore

a store that sells jobs

wanna go buy a new job down at the jobstore?

by tree dragon socks August 7, 2006

Jostler

A wanker, one who jostles, a tosser

My boss is a complete feckin' jostler

by Biggster January 12, 2007

Jostrils

A male species that either has, shows aor contains any sign of large nostrils.

Hey dude, did you see the new kid? Total Jostrils.

by Poverotti December 5, 2007

Jootherism

When two or more people commit multiple acts of cheatery or acts of bullshit during any kind of sporting or recreational activity. Mostly heard in the heat of an intense beer pong game.

Fuck you Cornelius! Your teams been doin nothin but cheatin since this bullshit game started! This whole fuckin match is just Jootherism.

by Martin Kinger Joother September 13, 2009