Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.

Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15

by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023

Jasper Chou

Jasper is uhm a person that you can really love spending time with even tho you h4t3 him. #Chotufou or however you spell

we love him :) jasper chou is funny

by sophionese March 18, 2021

The Jaspers

its a popular group of friends everybody likes them

stranger 1: OMG I HEARD THE JASPERS ARE COMING TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL!!

stranger 2: OMG REALLY!!

by jaylin.mari3 November 10, 2019

jasper

jasper means a very awesome person that has the longest toenails that can reach the ends of all of the infinite universe's!

Person 1: "Man thats guys toenails are long!
Person 2: "not as long as jaspers

by poiborb April 21, 2023

Jasper

Lesbian US Street Slang 1930's

"There were two jasper co-eds in her dorm who were fierce rivals for the love of a coffee-colored, curvaceous doll from a country town in Oklahoma." (Pimp; The Story Of My Life - by Iceberg Slim - Ch.2 Pg.23)

by Stan Lee "Bookie" Williams September 22, 2021

Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...

Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.

by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025