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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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Ivan

Ivan is a great person and friend. He's funny, kind, smart, reliable, and someone you can always talk to. You'll never get bored of hanging out, and can always have fun whenever and wherever! He's irreplaceable and you'll never find anyone who is remotely close to how awesome Ivan is.
Ivan is my best friend!
by alittlespamaccount September 16, 2024
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ivan

my son. ivan. ivan alien stage. me. ME. IVAN IS ME
"ivan is alive"
by kanacure May 4, 2025
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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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ivan

really gay and hotter then danyella and eliana and secretly has a thing for jefferey
ivan is a slut
by urmom1234456 December 20, 2021
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ivan

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.
by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022
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Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter
That’s such an Ivan’s razor
by Ibrand January 30, 2025
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