danny issues

Like daddy issues, but instead coming from being abandoned by a Danny or not having enough Danny in your life.

Boyfriend: Whats wrong dear?
Girl: Nothing really... I just miss Danny so much. He came home for a few days and we had an amazing time, but now hes gone again and I dont know when ill next see him.
Boyfriend: Ugh youve got some serious Danny issues, i dont wanna hear any more about it.

by femalenorway January 16, 2018

sissy issues

When you're into people degrading you and have been touch starved but are uncomfortable with people touching you.

" don't be nice to me, I have sissy issues"

by Sissy issues November 5, 2020

butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.

She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.

by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 1, 2021

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

deaddy issues

A girl has “deaddy issues” when she cannot get over her dead daddy.

Did you see that chick getting a train run on her? She must have deaddy issues!

by JK from the D March 15, 2021

Issues

A way of saying something or someone isn't worth the trouble

I had to break up with my boyfriend, Don F. is a fuck that because he has a lot of issues

by Old McD April 27, 2021