Someone who things they are a true genius but still don't use their "genius intellect" to find a realistic way to stop pollution
Intellectual: Hey, I just found out that my IQ is 160! I think I can be the next Albert Einstein!
Someone: Oh yeah? Then find a way to stop the use of his greatest mistake!
Someone: Oh yeah? Then find a way to stop the use of his greatest mistake!
by Intellectual 1 Year Old October 27, 2020

by Sir. B September 19, 2020

whatever it is, you aren't finding it here.
"Tonight in the news! Local gay man trapped in storm gets struck by lightning! What is God trying to tell us?
And later, our undercover reporters in the Middle East give us more details on the repressive, fundamentalist regimes and why we need to stop them!"
- Men in Hats, an aggressively mediocre early 2000s webcomic that at least had some good points on intellectual honesty
And later, our undercover reporters in the Middle East give us more details on the repressive, fundamentalist regimes and why we need to stop them!"
- Men in Hats, an aggressively mediocre early 2000s webcomic that at least had some good points on intellectual honesty
by PostTraumaticSwagDisorder May 8, 2025


"All Redditors and pseudo-intellectuals."
by Sheep29 August 25, 2023

Prima facie intellectual people who are conveniently and absurdly hyperintellectual when it comes to carrying out their interests and suddenly without warning sharply anti-intellectual when it comes to protecting their perceived sources of income, donors/patrons/supporters, inter alia. In other words, a hack.
Example 1)
Abomination Intellectual (i.e. A Hack; Satire of an Intellectual Person): "place A is bad, they killed thousands of people via poisoned toothpicks"
Questioner (i.e. Actual Intellectual Person): "place B who funded your talk killed thousands of people via poisoned straws."
Questioner Thinking: "Why are there so many of these abomination intellectuals, fake people, charlatans? who regulates these people?"
Abomination Intellectual: "The hour is up, thank you for coming to my talk." (i.e. the irony is that neglectful silence is anti-intellectual)
Example 2) Abomination Intellectual: "Give me your money and i'll silence your critics intellectually giving you the space to enjoy your ill gotten gains, while the attention is all on me."
Abomination Intellectual (i.e. A Hack; Satire of an Intellectual Person): "place A is bad, they killed thousands of people via poisoned toothpicks"
Questioner (i.e. Actual Intellectual Person): "place B who funded your talk killed thousands of people via poisoned straws."
Questioner Thinking: "Why are there so many of these abomination intellectuals, fake people, charlatans? who regulates these people?"
Abomination Intellectual: "The hour is up, thank you for coming to my talk." (i.e. the irony is that neglectful silence is anti-intellectual)
Example 2) Abomination Intellectual: "Give me your money and i'll silence your critics intellectually giving you the space to enjoy your ill gotten gains, while the attention is all on me."
by Gemma5702 December 16, 2021

Mental Hell, insanity, basically it’s to describe something that really really sucks that involves learning, working, and etc. you get the point hopefully:))
Time to start the day with intellectual inferno. Oh wait, my bad “SCHOOL”, yeah that’s what I meant to put :))
by I’m just very educated June 1, 2018
