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instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.
When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover
by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004
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Instagram

Person 1:That dude is such a hipster

Person 2: He weighs an instagram
by TheRandomKid October 12, 2012
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Instant Classic

1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.
1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
by Neil S. April 6, 2008
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Washington University in St. Louis

An amazing school. Great academics. Great people.
Washington University in St. Louis is one of the best colleges in the country.
by samloveswustl September 19, 2005
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instagram model

they actually have no talent tbh they cake themselves up and live there life thru social media. Always posting pics and showing ppl there life went in fact they have no real skills or personality, they complain that ppl treat them as object when that’s all they are. You present your self as nothing but a piece of meat to look at so don’t get mad when ppl call you that when you have nothing else to offer.
see that instagram model? she’s so hot

nah she’s just a talentless object
by ColonelGetafe May 15, 2018
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Instacum

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..
As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.
by AshAmes August 12, 2012
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Instagram

Something that won't fix your ugly face...
Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...
by echoandramen December 18, 2012
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