I'm late

the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or fuck buddy your pregnate
1 month later
ring ring ring

Girl: hello

guy: hey
girl: we need to talk

guy:why
girl: I'm late

girl: hello??

DIAL TONE: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again
by rmggurl March 23, 2010
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I'm up

Awake; stimulated; conscious and responsive to external stimuli.

1. Some reference texts claim that “I'm up” is defined as physically out of bed. This is too specific to be precise. “Im up” (a colloquial shortening of “I'm up for it”) can also mean “Im down with it”. As spacial references, these definitions cannot coexist. Readers who deal with this inconsistency by choosing one definition and politicking for the exclusion of the other are invited to review the urban dictionary entry for “fuck off”.

2. For phrases meaning on one's feet, see: "up and about" or "up and at 'em".
You up?
(in bed, texting): I'm up.
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I'm geeked

A DMV slang term to express deep laughter or enjoyment of a shared joke.
"Bruh, I'm geeked."
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I'm on One

to be high on any kind of drug. weed, cocaine, pills, etc.
"i'm on one the feeling ain't fair" - rick ross
by giftedd July 06, 2011
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I'm thirsty

What a girl says when they want the D.
Guy: so i'm bored, what u wanna do
Girl: I'm thirsty
Guy: I'm feeling horny so let's have sex
Girl: awesome
by Pokepen December 03, 2015
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I'm on a Boat

1.) A term one uses to express that they feel absolutely awesome. Also used to pep people up.

2.) A song by Lonely Island
Person one: "Who's on a Boat?!"
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"

Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."
by KarsGoZoom August 28, 2009
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I'm not gay

a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual
Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."

John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"

Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.

After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008
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