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Humanitarian Bastards

Hypocrite criers for their own victims.
The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.
by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017
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Humanship

The way two or more persons or groups regard and behave towards each other based on inner similarities as humans not on outer differences, such as title, identity, role, function, belief, ethnicity, nationality, kinship, social class or hierarchical power position.
You may be rich and powerful, but that does not give you the right to disregard your humanship with the poor and the powerless.
by Ziad Aazam August 12, 2017
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human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.
by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018
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human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.
The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.
by Nireves October 23, 2018
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Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
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human cake

A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.

The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.
Person 1: Have you ever had a human cake?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
by Lil' Hutser September 7, 2020
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Human troll

Someone who plays into a persons games subsequently making others, mainly authority figures, mad
My teacher told max keeling stop being a human troll
by Jaylex January 25, 2022
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