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hitchitch

The restless urge to see new territory, to find what is beyond the curve in the road ahead.
Fulltime RVers after staying for a time get hitchitch and want to move on down the road. So we hook up our RV and move on down the road to see new sights.
by Hitchitch September 5, 2009
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hitchhiking to the sky

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky
by BluesRocker June 6, 2011
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Hatchet

A man or women who is an equal blend hipster and ratchet.
That hatchet bitch got kicked out of Nordstorms for assaulting a sales associate because they didn't have fair trade coffee.

Hatchet bitch: " organic cotton is racist ".
by Jeb the jedi May 15, 2016
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hochelaga-maisonneuve

A neighbourhood on the east side of Montreal, accessible from downtown via the Green line. Traditionally a rough, working-class area, now experiencing gentrification. Home to the Olympic Stadium, which has been neglected since the aforementioned Olympics and is consequently on the verge of collapse.

Fake-ass condo developers are trying to rebrand the area as HoMa, but true locals just call it 'Shlag.
Jean-Pierre: Hey Guillame, check out this killer condo deal, it's in the heart of historic Hochelaga-Maisonneuve!
Guillame: Dude, 'Shlag isn't fucking historic, and the only killers there are real ones.
by JeSuisMontrealais November 8, 2017
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Hitchwench

A country girl who pleasures or impales herself on the hitch of her 4x4 pickup truck until she experiences a squirting orgasm.
Son: Hey Dad, I can't get the lawn trailer hooked up to the hitch of the truck, it's all rusted.

Dad: Go get your sister, she's the best Hitchwench around, she'll lube it up for you and then it will slide right in.
by Captain Michael December 1, 2017
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hitchnbrew

a cold shiver or chill when you shake from getting gooseboops
It's so cold in here, I just hada hitchnbrew
by Bigsteve40 January 19, 2018
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Hitch Bitch

The last girl you hookup with before you get married/engaged.
I slept with the stripper from the bachelor party last night. I guess that makes her my Hitch Bitch
by PapiChulo13 September 24, 2019
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