when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!
for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.
by Newfy1995 June 01, 2010
during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
by Goods September 05, 2006
The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
by Mandingo25115 July 11, 2008
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
by Damnultra July 18, 2019
by theslangmonster69 April 08, 2019
In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020
by honey dickin February 27, 2017