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hoemosexuwhale

slutty homosexual whales that are emo
me: remember that time my mom took us to the beach so see those hoemosexuwhales?
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homo thug black balls

homo thug black ballswhat the hell are you talking about!?”
by ferrel July 7, 2021
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Homo soda

A carbonated alcoholic beverage sometimes called spiked seltzer. Flavors are often fruity which are associated with women or feminine men.
I enjoy a homo soda while working in my friend's garage on a hot day.
by Uncle B. Lade May 26, 2022
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Homoaversive

The correct way of calling out or idenitfying an individual whom is opposed to homosexuality.

Three Men Walk Into A Bar

Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?

Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!

Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?

Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!

Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!

Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"

Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)

Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..

Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!

I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!

Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)

The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...
Earl isn't afraid of Jim-Bob. No one is afraid of Jim-Bob- well maybe except for Randy, but Randy isn't Homoaversive.
by Jim.Bob February 22, 2023
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no homo bro

Someone says this when they ain't homo
"Kiss him dude"-kevin "no homo bro"-mike
by Lemon Limes March 11, 2018
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No Homo

If two gays/lesbians don't want their sex to be homo, they say "No homo" and it's automatically not homo.
"Let's have sex." - One gay guy to another gay guy.

"Alright, no homo though." - Other gay guy.

"No homo." - 1st guy.

OTHER SCENARIO

"Hey!" - 1st lesbian

"Hey, wanna do 'it'"? - 2nd lesbian

"Hm... Okay. No homo though." - 1st lesbian

"Agreed. No homo." - 2nd lesbian
by For Merlins Sake, Yes Homo. December 23, 2018
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No homo may

No homo may is basically every May you can do really gay shit, but you can Just say no homo may and it’s all good vro
Hey bro can I suck on them fingers.” “nah man wtf!” “Chillax it’s no homo may”
by Kousuke May 2, 2019
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