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HANK

every slur combined buy 9999999x worse
bro stop being a stupid hank
by Heartpacing15 August 5, 2025
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Hank

He's Batman.
Person 1; hanks batman, don't listen to Wyatt
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Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas
by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023
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Hank

A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass

Roots- Sacramento
Brandons a hank. He has a hank way
by Cali1707 February 27, 2022
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hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.
"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"
by Harry kidace September 5, 2016
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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Hank

The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
Hank: Connor? The fuck are you doing
Connor: Coming Lieutenant
by egglin8017 January 4, 2022
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