smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.
"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 February 28, 2016
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A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself
He was caught having a Tom Hank
by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 21, 2022
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Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.
"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"
by gameman101 June 14, 2022
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022
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Hanked

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!
by captainmozambique September 07, 2019
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