Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.

We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.

by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018

Hank

One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.

Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells

Wow HANk he has no Brain cells

by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.

“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

“Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”

by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022

Hanking

Hidden Pedophilia. When someone is doing something they shouldn’t. Childhood destroyer.

Adam quit Hanking around and pass the cookies.

Did you hear Eddie was Hanking around with Alex.

by Zackaticktack September 21, 2020

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)

This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.

by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025

Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.

I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.

by White_65 January 25, 2017