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Horizontal Clam Handshake

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.
Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!
by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007
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Republican Handshake

Another name for a handjob. However usually given to get something in return or to curry favor.
The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.
by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010
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Boston Handshake

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.
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hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.
Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006
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nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.
"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"
by astroblaster April 16, 2007
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handshake

march 19th is national handshaking day.

or

have you had your handshake today?
by Billy Bichititimen January 27, 2005
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doggie handshake

The act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl).
When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".
by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007
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