handbag husband

Someone who is overpowered by his wife.

Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.

by ashkachui1 January 31, 2018

Handy capable

It’s when someone is not like completely stupid

“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “

by Kaceyw January 23, 2019

Handball Yaroslav

a guy who is constantly swearing whenever he dies and is always lying/cheating when in game.

Daan : *kills Yaroslav*
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob

Handball yaroslav need glasses

by Dev_mega April 28, 2022

kentucky handbasket

the sexual act of cutting a hole in a KFC bucket filled with original recipe, placing your junk in said hole and receiving a hand job using the excess grease as lube.

Dude, on the way back from getting food, my girl totally gave me a kentucky handbasket.

by DLeroyJenkinsS June 28, 2010

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

Tokyo Handy

A sexual act where a man has sex with a pregnant woman and receives a hand job from the unborn baby.

Dude, I was having sex with my girlfriend and totally got a Tokyo Handy!

by fuuuucccckk January 9, 2012

Handblaster

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

by the akademik July 7, 2005