Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

hamburger mode

what you do when you get scammed by a smelly curry muncher and need to take your anger out

I went hamburger mode on my teacher Mary Lusk after I got scammed out of all my money.

by RobertWoods October 30, 2023

sandy hamburger

Aka when you put the salty sandy meat in some buns

have you ever had a sandy hamburger before?

by Sanduh March 10, 2018

Hamburger/Hotdog

Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying

I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment

Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now

Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money

Hamburger/Hotdog

by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023

hamburger buns

When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.

Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns

by 103939393 November 11, 2015

Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤

PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?

by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018

knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023