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Karl Hamburger 

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
Karl Hamburger by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Browning the hamburger meat 

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

macaroni and cheese hamburger 

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear
O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw 

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind
Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

Corn Dog in the Hamburger 

Corn dog in the hamburger is when a penis is inserted into a vagina.
Ayo, can I stick my corn dog in the hamburger you have?

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