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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)
This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.
by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025
mugGet the Hankedmug.

Hank

One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.

Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Wow HANk he has no Brain cells
by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.
We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.
by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank

Hank: doesn't just die
by Flroalro April 3, 2021
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
mugGet the hankingmug.

Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot
Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank
by anonymous March 10, 2024
mugGet the Hank the tankmug.

hank 3

Hey I take my shots straight out of the jug and I like to grt pure drunk in the Mississippi mud
Babababababaa
Hank 3-Looks like hank sr on weed
Because he is
mugGet the hank 3mug.

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