government

people who like to ruin everything that is fun in our country

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

AP Government

A class that you either pass or fail. You will learn a lot, but you will forget eveything you learned the next year, because the class goes by so fast. No matter how hard you study, you will not get higher than a C+

Our whole class got 3's on the AP Government exam, because we didn't study for 12 hours.

by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008

government

Currently, a body of people charged with the administration of a given society, who may claim to be official and legitimate—and who think they take action in the public interest—but who are, in fact, not genuinely official, as they hold office at the whim of public mood; certainly not legitimate, as they authorize action contrary to life and the laws of nature; and generally not public-spirited, as they frequently ignore the concept of the common good in their deliberations.

The chief executive of the US federal government lied to US citizens and the world to start a war for the interests of a certain few business entities and perhaps his own low self-esteem, and with the complicity of the US Congress, systematically murdered many thousands of people in the pursuit of freedom and democracy for those people and brought international disrespect toward his own nation, and promulgated more violence in an already troubled world.

by Pyotr August 7, 2006

united states federal government

not a direct democracy; a republic of the elite autocrats doing what ever the hell want to do with your hard earned cash(i.e. not you, democrats, or minorities)

United states federal government has no fiscal discipline...you bastards

by zach hill May 13, 2005

governance

The act, process, or power of governing; government.

“Regaining a sense of the state is thus an absolute priority, not only for an effective policy against... terrorism, but also for governance itself” (Moorhead Kennedy).

by Tomasz P. October 30, 2006

governor's daughter

to insert one's pinky and forefinger (in a formation known as 'bullhorns')into some one's anus and, using these two fingers to spread the anus open, one tongue-punches the anus

That chick is so hot. I wanna give her a governor's daughter.

by sweats and treats November 10, 2006

gover-nerds

Students who live in Governors Dorm at the University at Buffalo. Mostly they live in Roosevelt, and are freshman. So called because it is the honors dorm and full of smart kids. Mostly they love studying, video games (Smash Brothers and Halo), reading, not partying, and they don't normally like the opposite sex. They don't party have high GPAS take honors classes and are usually thought of as "Dorks". However their are some normal kids in governors, but few and far between

"Hey you want to go out and drink beer and chase tail? I know some sick parties!"
gover-nerds:"No i cant, i have to study and read ancient Chinese poetry, then play halo for 6 hours."

by enp89 November 28, 2007