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Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.
Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe the President is a goddamn Goo Fuck.

Source: Daidhaid,
by Daidhaid September 1, 2008
mugGet the Goo Fuckmug.

black goo

substance first shown in the film Prometheus responsible for the mutation of lifeforms and the creation of the proto-xenomorh.
Dave thought it was funny to spike Tony's drink with the black goo. Tony's girlfriend later gave birth to a lovely healthy squid baby.
by Digitallware July 19, 2012
mugGet the black goomug.

Space Goo

The black sticky substance picked up off the floor and other surfaces inside Miami's Club Space. The substance consists of various liquids and solids comprised mostly of booze, drugs, and all sorts types of bodily fluids and exceptions. This "Space Goo" is commonly found around the cuffs of long pants and shoes after walking around the club, but maybe found just about anywhere on ones person depending on what kind of shape they were in while there. It can be very difficult to clean off bare skin, as it acts like glue, as such, it can be next to impossible to clean out of lighter colored articles of clothing.
Gasoline won't even get this Space Goo off my arm.
by lickwidspace December 16, 2008
mugGet the Space Goomug.

Goo-Gone

Something they need to make to clean keyboards after men explode their man-goo all over it by accident.
Ethan used his goo-gone on his keyboard after he squirted his man-goo without being a reasonable distance away.
by LHSraiders November 22, 2010
mugGet the Goo-Gonemug.

goo

by sambam July 27, 2006
mugGet the goomug.

goo

Any type of expression of either surprise, excitement, anger, happiness, etc.
Goo!!!! I dropped my CD!
Goo!!!! That guy is so hot!
Goo!!!! You're wearing onions!
by Amanda and the Chelsey January 19, 2003
mugGet the goomug.

Stubby Goo

Somone with a small penis. Their Penis is therefore refered to as a stub. Being A stubby Goo often runs in the family. They also often try to act tough in defense to bieng called a stubby goo.
Guy 1: "Yo, Did You See andrew in the locker room today?"
Guy 2: "Yea, hes got such a stub."
Guy 1: "Haha, I heard his brother's got one too."
Andrew: "Hey, are you guys calling me a stubby Goo? I should Kick your asses!"
Andrew's Mom: "Come on Andrew, time to come home. It's Almost your bed time."
Guy 1 & Guy 2: "Hahahahhahahaah"
by Xenjaq June 23, 2006
mugGet the Stubby Goomug.

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