Gooping

When you nut and piss at the same time while clenching

Yeah I saw Connor gooping the other day in the bathroom

by anonymous February 22, 2025

gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it

hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there

by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.

Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning

by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Gosling moment

The feeling of nostalgia from a memory you've never experienced before. It happens when you encounter something your subconscious considers precious that it starts creating fake memories that can evoke your deep emotions.

I just had a Gosling moment after watching that VR face tracking video from YouTube.

by sbgravity100 April 22, 2025

Goslinged

Feeling a need for affection when seeing a cute or supportive fictional character, then being struck by depression after learning that character isn't real and having to accept again how harsh the real world is.

"im getting goslinged again all of these face tracking videos." - @DeltyThe73rd (X)

by Sakit April 22, 2025

Gooning

Brain rot, totally zoning out

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025