Golden M

A Golden Chevy Malibu. Usually owned by old people, and very embarrasing to drive.
Dave: "I'm driving my Grandpa's Golden M!"
Evan: "What The Shit!?!"
by Dijo October 04, 2007
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golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.
I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob
by Drocke_8921 December 22, 2016
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golden smack

The act of punching someone in the spine
Henry was being a tool, so i gave him a golden smack
by Patson December 29, 2006
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Golden Fountain

Being Pee'ed on by multiple men at one time, like the centre statue in a fountain.
Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".
by poot123 February 10, 2014
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Golden apple

An item in Minecraft that is used for when fighting bosses when eaten it gives you absorption and regeneration || for a short second
Guy:1 hey bro I had 20 golden apples the ender dragon left me with 7

Guy:2 nice
by A big bird July 26, 2019
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Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.
I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.
by NorthCalScooter August 06, 2009
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Golden Pussy

The Golden Pussy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. To the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. Most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque.

Men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. Friends family and personal wealth become secondary. Affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man's life.
"Did you see that nasty looking girl with Larry?" "She must have a golden pussy"
by KingDou September 21, 2007
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