goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

goatsa

The mythical female goatse...

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!

by Datheus March 14, 2003

goatsman

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008

Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

by kindofpop May 26, 2014

goatsac

a term describing the area from the asshole to the underside of ones ballsac.

EASY THERE SLUT, i said eat my goatsac not my asshole!!!!

by JesusHoveringChrist May 8, 2007

goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"

"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"

by Nanny Goat Teats April 24, 2008