geetum

To trick some one.

To state "Gotcha!"

You: Hey man, look, its a purple cow!

Friend: Where??!?!

You: GEETUM!!!

by Bullseye November 10, 2006

geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008

geeetarzan

Geee....Tarzan :roll:

:shh: geeetarzan is an asswipe/cockbite

<geeetarzan>~urbandict geeetarzan
<PlatinumMjolnir>geeetarzan: No definitions for geeetarzan found.
Click here to add this word
<geeetarzan>dammit
<geeetarzan>how long must i wait

by What the fuck do you think it is :| March 23, 2005

geetress

a chick that will do anything for a hit of meth.

Guy 1: Man that chick is such a geetress. She will suck your dick off!

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah dude, just give her a hit of tweek, and she'll milk you dry!

by notta cop February 12, 2008

Geetastic

An addition to a noun, in which the noun of interest is invariably so cool that it must be exclaimed worthy of Geet status.

Man that car is geetastic.
Man, that girl don't even know how geetastic her chesticles are.

by Blind Moth October 23, 2008

Gheeto

Derived from "ghetto", it can mean something really dilapidated or trashy. Not exactly "ghetto" but fairly close.

'You're so Gheeto man.'
'They're wearing a bandana and a spiked belt, how gheeto.'

by SexualHarassmtPanda September 22, 2012

Gleeb

A tribe of creatures about half a foot tall, who sailed on a raft from an island in the southern Pacific to the coastal town of Nanaimo in 1819. Gleebs settled on a human's fruit farm, where they picked apples and pears from the trees in the farmer's orchards. In return, the farmer made little homes for them, which can still be viewed today. The Gleebs are now extinct.

One of my ancestors met a Gleeb once. He said the Gleeb had very large hands and feet.

by @dumptrump May 13, 2017