gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

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gophing

When your joking around in a gay tone with your friends, when you are definitely straight.

This nigga Jason be gophing, whipping out his cock in Tyler's face and shit, but it's good cuz he straight... prolly.

by ChinaNumba one! May 4, 2017

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GOPioids

Collective name for the class of synthetic painkillers marketed by the big pharmaceutical companies, who have the Republicans’ backs financially, and who are protected by Republican lawmakers. The growing GOPioid epidemic is directly linked to Republican efforts to eliminate the health insurance of millions of Americans.

Aid: “Senator, should we schedule more campaign stops in the southeastern part of the state to boost your numbers?”

Senator: “Hell no! There are enough GOPioids flooding that area to keep people numb, dumb, and voting for us, no matter how badly we screw ‘em with Trumpcare."

by 18skarn16 June 24, 2017

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Gopher

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

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