Gertzma

a person with red hair, freckles, no soul and pale skin.

Every person who lives in Ireland and Boston MA is a Gertzma.

by J.M.G February 23, 2008

gert gerhuner burgers

Huge tastey breasts

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009

GertFibbz

The hottest old guy in the world who sounds like a woman. He loves to wear spandex and do squats. He's kind of perverted and likes to hide inside school cafeteria trashcans.

Person: Hey GertFibbz what are you doing?

GertFibbz: I'm doing some bun work in my blue spandex!

Other Person: Wow he's really old and sounds womanly, he must be GertFibbz.

by howyoudoin?!<3 June 30, 2010

Gearty

A lover of lactose

Weird Girl: The doctor told me I have an overload of calcium.*sobs* now I have to drink soda...but the bubbles hurt my tongue!
Girl 2: What a gearty...

by kellymadison December 19, 2010

Gerryzze

A brand of beef jerky.

Can I have a piece of Gerryzze?

by Weird but funny girls November 15, 2011

gertrude test

Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?

Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?

by Gal Friday January 11, 2014

gertling

When one person puts cold feet under someone's butt to warm them up

During the winter, I was gertling with my boyfriend because I couldn't find my socks.

by Mik_01 January 12, 2016