Gas Whistle

The technique of being able to not only control the release of natural gas, but to also adjust the pitch and tone of the following sounds as they are delivered; turning the human sphincter into a playable instrument.

After spending the evening in his local pub, Steve returned home and said to Portia "The lads told me tonight that my farts are so good that I'd play a mean Gas Whistle; my first rehearsal with their band is next Tuesday. How about that?"

by BlackToast May 26, 2010

Gas Happy

Compulsive driving after getting a new car.

You're never home since you got your new car, because you're gas happy.

by Brace4impactz June 20, 2017

luggage gas

The act of farting at the airport and blaming it on other people's stinky luggage

Guy 1 - Man it smells like shit in this airport, did you fart?

Guy 2- It is probably those poor people's luggage, stupid SouthWest Airlines.

Guy 1 - Stupid luggage gas

by TheonlyR2 August 21, 2012

gas jugging

Panhandling for gasoline using a jug

He's gas jugging so we can get to the next town

by Screech hat September 12, 2016

poop gas

Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.

Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.

by Bban December 16, 2017

wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear

holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!

by mark mcellian November 22, 2011

coughing gas

The act of farting so much, that smells like shit, makes one start to cough

Bobby has farting gas so bad, he immediately starts to cough, after passing some coughing gas.

by Bonby sugar spits November 17, 2017