Wrinkle Funk

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"

Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"

Wrinkle Funk by Atlanta'cuse March 4, 2011

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thelonious funk

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

thelonious funk by macNchee April 22, 2014

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Three way funk

When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.

After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.

Three way funk by eetadeek August 19, 2009